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Posted in Student Life on Apr 30th, 2008
An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently […]
Posted in Wine on Apr 30th, 2008
Norwegians will soon be able to help save the planet from global warming by savouring a glass of Bordeaux, a wine importer said on Tuesday.
For every bag-in-box of Chateau Le Cluzeau 2006 sold in Norway the importer Bevco will buy carbon credits compensating for 18 kilograms of carbon dioxide.
That is almost six times the estimated […]
Posted in Student Life on Apr 29th, 2008
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you […]
Posted in Health on Apr 29th, 2008
Australian scientists may have discovered how to help people lose weight without cutting back on their food, a breakthrough that could pave the way for fat-burning drugs.
Researchers in Melbourne found that by manipulating fat cells in mice they were able to speed up the animals’ metabolism.
They found that when a particular enzyme, known as […]
Many people who were not raised in a wine drinking family decide they want to start drinking wine in their adult years, both because it adds a lovely flavor to meals and because of the health benefits. How do you get started with healthy wine drinking?
First off, it would be impossible for me (or […]
Posted in Afrikaans on Apr 28th, 2008
Steve Hofmeyr het n paar mense ontstel oor sy uitlatings oor Angus Buchan se Mighty Men saamtrek.
Steve Hofmeyr skryf dat dit verblydend is dat so baie Christen mans die saamtrek bygewoon het. Hy komentaar verder dat mans hul breine moet saam vat en dat van die mans nie net moet fokus op die eksklusiwitiet […]
Posted in Funnies on Apr 28th, 2008
The following responses can come in quiet handy. These are some useful responses made by young professionals, interns and other crazy employees.
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared
for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic […]
Posted in Funnies, Uncategorized on Apr 25th, 2008
Britons are losing their grip on reality, according to a poll out Monday which showed that nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real.
The survey found that 47 percent thought the 12th century English king Richard the Lionheart was a myth. And 23 percent thought World […]
Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 25th, 2008
Zimbabwe weapons ship being recalled to China
A CHINESE arms ship carrying weapons for crisis- hit Zimbabwe looked as if it might have to head for home with its lethal cargo.
A Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson said yesterday that China Ocean Shipping Company, which owns the errant ship, the An Yue Jiang, had decided to recall the […]
Posted in Funnies, Student Life on Apr 24th, 2008
Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second accountant replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, […]
