Four Cousins’ Blog

The following responses can come in quiet handy. These are some useful responses made by young professionals, interns and other crazy employees.

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared
for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t
have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our
management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19weeks.

6. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

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