“I love everything that’s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.” — Oliver Goldsmith
“And wine can of their wits the wise beguile, make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.” — Alexander Pope
“A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.” — Clifton Fadiman
“Don’t […]
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Student Joke – Fooling the professor
Posted in Funnies, Student Life on Nov 26th, 2009
Two University seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.
The professor […]
`n Trop buffels beweeg net so vinnig soos die stadigste buffel.
Wanneer die trop gejag word is dit die stadigste en swakste agter wat gevang word.
Die natuurlike seleksie is goed vir die trop as ‘n geheel, want die spoed en toestand van die trop verbeter deur die gereelde eliminasie van die swakste troplid.
Op dieselfde manier funksioneer […]
Out of Office responses
Posted in Funnies on Apr 24th, 2009
The following responses can come in quite handy. These are some useful responses made by young professionals, interns and other crazy employees.
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this […]
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The political events of the last week surrounding Thabo Mbeki and Jacob Zuma were astonishing. In times like these political satirists like Pieter Dirk Uys are at there sharpest.
Pieter Dirk Uys had the following to say about the ousting of Thabo Mbeki.
The Mbekivellian Drama
What times we live in, swopping a […]
Koos Kombuis skryf in n onlangse rubiek in Rapport dat die wêreld se gebeure die Afrikaner se krisissie en debatte ietwat onbenullig laat lyk.
Die nuus van die orkaan (Gustav) word wêreldwyd op TV-skerms uitgesaai, en dwing ander, ewe belangrike nuus op die agtergrond. ’n Nuwe aardbewing in China. Vloede iewers in Indië. Om nie […]
A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it.
The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass.
The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass.
The […]
Wine has different dimensions and fascinating facts. In the old days Chappie Bubblegum wrappers used to have useless by interesting facts. Here are some wine facts that can make the Chappie wrapper’s list.
The word Alcohol is derived from the Arabic language (al kohl or alkuhl). Consider the fact that a large proportion of the […]
A Rule of Thumb is a homemade recipe for making a guess. It is an easy-to-remember guide that falls somewhere between a mathematical formula and a shot in the dark.
Here is a Wine columnist’s rule of thumb
Funky Wine Labels – Will have wines that are more fruit-forward, approachable, and will have less tannins.
Bottle – The […]
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